He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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