I could have mohawked her pubes.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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