i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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