problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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