i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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