Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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