We should be called the Road Head Warriors
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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