Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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