VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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