I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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