i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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