I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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