Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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