Can Purell be used as lube?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
