I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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