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playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
