I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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