Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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