Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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