Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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