it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
How external is "for external use only"?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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