You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
wow bdsm is so cute
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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