What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
