Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Mom said you looked used
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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