you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
