Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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You dont lie about slip and slides
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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