Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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