He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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