no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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