She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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