Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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