remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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