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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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