I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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