What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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