She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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