So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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