if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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