so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
time to smoke my breakfast
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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