Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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