He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
