it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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