I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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