i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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