BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
