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Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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