Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...