names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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