In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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