nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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