the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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