Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
