FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
its liver damage thursday
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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