I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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