We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
not ubering you a puppy
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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