so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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