we're blogging at a bar
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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